How in the shit did I get here. sweet mother of Cawaist I’m lost and scared.
Why is everything pink? where am I? I just want to go back to my hive. Why am I here? Sweet fuck it smells like pailing and shame, I don’t like this. God damn that green blood and his cookies.
oh oh. you you. the the exit is over that way i don’t want to deal with you you. shoo shoo!
…Err….’Ey Echoni…not ter question yer judgement or anythin…but…me outfit’s been gettin very mixed results…especially the ‘at…People seem ter think I look life some kind o’ a caddy…Highblood an’ lowbloods alike…do yeh think maybe yeh migh’ ‘ave any advice fer what I should do differently?
maybe maybe its the had and shirt combo combo… and and that pattern IS often associated with caddies caddies… hm hm… perhaps perhaps try a more plain shirt, like a dark gray or black button up with the purple vest vest. that that or change out the hat for something without a pattern pattern. and and for the love of all that is good stop wearing polka dots with other patterns patterns!
⚜ Aye, Oi seem t’ be lost. Someone pointed me in this doirection, yet this don’t seem loike th’ docks. Would ye ‘appen t’ know where I moight foind ‘em? ⚓
well well the only dock around here is the one that leads to my hive hive. i i can certainly offer you a place to stay for the day day~ the the nearest public dock is a bit of a drive away away. hehee hehee~
I will, decline to eláborráte on the, cirrcumstánces of this frruity numberr. Forr rreásons of my own wish to know the, messáge án outfit such ás this sends
the the message it sends sends? well well… its its definitely high class but the hat uhh uhh… changes changes the message message. to to put it bluntly, you look like a pimp, hun hun. not not always the best message message…
hawktopus-deactivated20121210 asked: "no, FUCK you, i am not being feminine, nor can you FUCKING buy me an"*mmmph* "he'd Tick love that chap, he is quite the eyesore.""NO, fucking LE ME GO I HATE--" *duct tapes mouth* "Please, i'll even Tick pay for the clothes, just... Tock fix this."
hehee hehee i can do that that. i i won’t take him kicking and screaming though so get him to cooperate or just give me his measurements measurements.
agh, FUCK, let me g- agh! *Flipic is thrown in for Echo’s evaluation*
“Please Tick, do your Tock worst”
oh oh god what are you wearing wearing? okay okay… where where do i start start…
i’m i’m guessing you’re going for feminine here but not passing ugh ugh… umm umm… the the shirt shirt. just just no no. diagonal diagonal stripes are a general no no, okay okay? solid solid color or perhaps two large horizontal stripes, or just straight vertical ones ones. the the colors in general are fine fine… just just get that shirt taken care of of. honestly honestly i would rather you just just… let let me buy you clothing clothing.
hawktopus-deactivated20121210 asked: Is it true you sir,true sir, popped out of a cake sir,bake sir, bikini falling, boobies a-flying?
nope nope. that’s that’s not true true. who who ever told you that is lying lying.
Anonymous asked: suits are uncomfortable and that one was rented anyway CIRRIN RUNFAR doesnt have a rich fish who wants to tramp around with a gutterblood. also whats up with heels they just hurt and make it hard to walk
well well not many seadwellers want to do that that. hehee hehee you weren’t wearing proper insoles were you you? there there are ways to make it hurt less but it also just takes practice practice. i i can give you private lessons if you wish wish.