How in the shit did I get here. sweet mother of Cawaist I’m lost and scared.
Why is everything pink? where am I? I just want to go back to my hive. Why am I here? Sweet fuck it smells like pailing and shame, I don’t like this. God damn that green blood and his cookies.
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oh oh. you you. the the exit is over that way i don’t want to deal with you you. shoo shoo!
…Err….’Ey Echoni…not ter question yer judgement or anythin…but…me outfit’s been gettin very mixed results…especially the ‘at…People seem ter think I look life some kind o’ a caddy…Highblood an’ lowbloods alike…do yeh think maybe yeh migh’ ‘ave any advice fer what I should do differently?
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maybe maybe its the had and shirt combo combo… and and that pattern IS often associated with caddies caddies… hm hm… perhaps perhaps try a more plain shirt, like a dark gray or black button up with the purple vest vest. that that or change out the hat for something without a pattern pattern. and and for the love of all that is good stop wearing polka dots with other patterns patterns!
⚜ Aye, Oi seem t’ be lost. Someone pointed me in this doirection, yet this don’t seem loike th’ docks. Would ye ‘appen t’ know where I moight foind ‘em? ⚓——
well well the only dock around here is the one that leads to my hive hive. i i can certainly offer you a place to…
hehee hehee it would be my pleasure pleasure.
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well well the only dock around here is the one that leads to my hive hive. i i can certainly offer you a place to stay for the day day~ the the nearest public dock is a bit of a drive away away. hehee hehee~
I will, decline to eláborráte on the, cirrcumstánces of this frruity numberr. Forr rreásons of my own wish to know the, messáge án outfit such ás this sends
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the the message it sends sends? well well… its its definitely high class but the hat uhh uhh… changes changes the message message. to to put it bluntly, you look like a pimp, hun hun. not not always the best message message…
hehee hehee i can do that that. i i won’t take him kicking and screaming though so get him to cooperate or just give me his measurements measurements.
agh, FUCK, let me g- agh! *Flipic is thrown in for Echo’s evaluation*
“Please Tick, do your Tock worst”
“FUCK you”
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oh oh god what are you wearing wearing? okay okay… where where do i start start…
i’m i’m guessing you’re going for feminine here but not passing ugh ugh… umm umm… the the shirt shirt. just just no no. diagonal diagonal stripes are a general no no, okay okay? solid solid color or perhaps two large horizontal stripes, or just straight vertical ones ones. the the colors in general are fine fine… just just get that shirt taken care of of. honestly honestly i would rather you just just… let let me buy you clothing clothing.
nope nope. that’s that’s not true true. who who ever told you that is lying lying.
well well not many seadwellers want to do that that. hehee hehee you weren’t wearing proper insoles were you you? there there are ways to make it hurt less but it also just takes practice practice. i i can give you private lessons if you wish wish.
no no problem honey honey. have have a good time time!
is CIRRIN RUNFAR doing it right? this is totally what fancy highbloods wear all the time to muderparties (ps CIRRIN RUNFAR doesnt actually wear this crap)
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yes yes you’re doing it right right. but but don’t call it crap crap. you you were lucky to get your hands on a nice suit since you’re a redblood redblood.
take take note guys, this is a good tux tux.
I-i’m reely sorry??? f-for wasting??? your tide???b-but i want to??? look good??? f-for someone??? s-so please??? help????
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aww aww honey don’t you worry worry. i’m i’m here just for that that! hehee hehee~ i i think you’re actually just fine fine! i i might darken the pants a smidge but that’s it it. good good job on being the best outfit submitted yet yet.
my ouchfich is che besch ouchfich, correch?
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no no you should be culled for even setting foot out in public you little lowblood swine swine. ugh ugh. get get out of my sight sight.
Ah, hello, I waz… told you did reviewz… juz…t out of curioz…ity.
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is is… that that mud on you you? why why would you send me a picture of you dirty dirty? that’s that’s just asking to be lectured lectured… messiness messiness aside your colors are all wrong wrong. don’t don’t put electric blue with faded purple, that’s just not right right. if if you want blue, go for something more pastel to match the purple purple. and and the gray is too light, go for something a little darker than that that. just just to offset the lighter colors colors. otherwise otherwise, despite the dirt and color issues you seem to be pretty okay okay.
Hair decorations are cute right fnord even though they definitely fnord serve no ulterior purpose fnord fnord?
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Echo’s note: this this is an excellent point point! hair hair accessories can do wonders for an outfit outfit. and and… no no they don’t serve an ulterior purpose purpose……….
well well… i i guess you already look pretty plain plain. try try not to look scared hun hun. and and trade out those shoes for something gray or black black. and and you’re a walking target with that gray symbol dear dear. no no one likes anonymous trolls trolls. plus plus if you’re wearing colored shoes it’ll just confuse people people. pick pick one or the other, you get to have colors or you get to be monochrome monochrome.
hm hm… in in your case i would suggest a plain tshirt with just your symbol on it it. as as well as either shorts or long pants, whatever you choose just don’t make it too baggy baggy. you’ll you’ll look like a ruffian ruffian. if if you apply makeup make sure its subtle subtle! and and posture really does a lot for whether you’re noticed or not not. no no hunching over over! look look relaxed but aware of your surroundings surroundings.
you’re you’re dumb dumb. let let me guess, you’re one of those military admirers who think we should be doing nothing but training for battle, right right? let let me let you in on something hun hun…
its its not all ribbons and lace lace! you you can look your best on the battlefield and still have armor tough enough to withstand point blank blows blows. seriously seriously. you’re you’re too closed minded minded. come come back when you can say that to my face, lowblood lowblood.
yes yes! actually actually i culled someone over that not too long ago ago… they they refused to let me fix them them. idiot idiot.
this this has nothing to do with anything anything. but but robots i guess because they’re easy to command command.